Happiwether Chapelman is a real dingus. In a block-headed attempt to impress some cool jerks, he throws deer guts at Thomas Gulby, younger brother of notorious kid-punching teenager Danny Gulby. Marked for certain death, Hap sets off on a spiraling journey to the deepest corners of the galaxy and his bed, desperate to escape his reckoning. With the help of his neighbor Evelyn, an octopus, and Wayne Gretzky he might just avoid his fully deserved comeuppance and learn nothing. What a dingus.